Democracy defined (American and Indian versions)

Updating with a new post of incisive and humorous observations on the much maligned and propagandized term called "democracy". Surely such observation can be repeated with variations in many other countries with so-called "democracies"; be it Canada, Australia, Germany, UK, whatever. Since my personal familiarity is best with climates in USA and India, doing these as American and Indian versions respectively.

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Definition of "Democracy" (American version) :

I want people who know ALL about Kim Kardashian's sex life, Kobe Bryant's affairs, Tom Brady's pass completion percentage & list of Dancing with the Stars winners by heart, but have no clue or interest about:

• Meaning of Fractional reserve banking,
• Meaning of 4th Amendment if it bit them in the rear,
• Tax subsidization of big agriculture by lobbyist collusion with chemical fertilizer industry,
• Perspective of US history, such as Gulf of Tonkin, Operation Ajax or Operation Northwoods deceptions

to decide the fate of:

• My retirement savings being stolen by lying, thieving bank executives,
• My children being committed to harm's way fighting wars under false pretexts against countries that haven't attacked the US, so that some bank executives get rich speculating on physical resource grab of those countries,
• Immunity & general health of myself & my descendants' generations affected by lobbyist subsidized pseudo-foods

YEAH!!!! That sounds like a great deal! DEMOCRACY, heck yeah!!!!

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Definition of "Democracy" (Indian version) :

I want people who know ALL about affair between Salman Khan & Madhuri Dixit, Vijay Mallya's spending details in IPL & Formula-1, Rahul Dravid's test batting average, list of Indian Idol winners by heart, but have no clue or interest about:

• Meaning of Fractional reserve banking,
• FDI Foreign Development Initiative Walmart kickbacks,
• Monsanto kickbacks for BT cotton & BT brinjal to politicians in Gujarat & Maharashtra & their effect on farmer suicides in Maharashtra,
• Water quality & quantity crisis in North India due to de-forestation & crony subsidization of hybrid seeds,
• Perspective of Indian history, such as Indira Gandhi's emergency rule, "green revolution 5 year plan" scams in Punjab giving birth to Khalistan unrest

to decide the fate of:

• My retirement savings being stolen for bailing out Vijay Mallya's private airline OR corrupt agriculture minister moving them offshore in Swiss bank accounts,
• Mineral mining resources of Karnataka & Jharkhand strip-stolen by lying globalist bankers using World Bank & IMF pretext lies,
• Immunity & general health of myself & my descendants' generations affected by lobbyist subsidized pseudo-foods,
• My physical security in metros being ignored despite genuine intelligence info on internal unrest, at expense of corrupt criminal Chief Minister of Uttar Pradesh getting extra-special 24/7 police security

YEAH!!!! That sounds like a great deal! DEMOCRACY, heck yeah!!!!